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A Nice Thing and Some Other Stuff

by Toni

If I could choose one word to describe this blog it would probably be “inconsistent”.  It would not be “stylish” and yet I have a lovely friend who bestowed this kind compliment on me anyway.  Thank you, Sarah.

 

 

To play along, I’m passing it on to Jennifer at Just Wedeminute and per instructions including 7 things about myself.

1. All of my children were born without the use of an epidural and I would love to say there were lofty philosophical reasons for doing so but sadly, no.  I was (and still am) afraid of the idea of a needle … in. my. spine.

2. #1 eventually led me to have 3 children at home, in the water, with the help of my husband and midwife.  Some people say that’s crazy.  Others say it’s courageous.  Whichever one is true, I know that I am stronger for the experience and I wouldn’t change it BUT if I ever have another child I’m thinking about trying the drugs because I’m not as young as I used to be and birth is HARD.

3. I prefer my chocolate dark and very cold.

4. My first real job was scooping ice cream at Braum’s. So was my second job and my third.  Though somewhere in there I got promoted to the grocery side which was great because it meant that I no longer left the store each evening covered in ice cream spatters.  Also, I got a snazzy apron upgrade…. which I still own.  I look back on those days and know that without them I would never have been able to impress my children my mad scooping skillz nor would I know that it’s “sherbET” not “sherBERT”. 

5. Prior to college I had never heard of the Animaniacs but thanks to the girl next door (who was anything but, BTW) by the end of my first year I not only knew who they were but I could sing Yakko’s Nations of the World song.  Interestingly, I still can; except of course that a lot of the nations have changed so it’s not nearly as impressive as it used to be.

6.  I can also sing the ABC song backwards because you never know when you might be called on to entertain the president … or a two year old.

7. My favorite poem is The Road Not Taken by Robert Frost because it’s beautiful and it’s true.  This is closely followed by This is Just to Say by William Carlos Williams because it’s beautiful and it’s true.  Both are the story of my life except in the case of the plums, no one would have written a note.  Instead there would only be sticky fingerprints left behind to tell the tale.


Because Subtlety Wasn’t Working

by Toni

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In addition to remotes the bin also seems to acquire random Lego creations and drawings and there as been some discussion as to whether or not the Wii-motes are re-motes.  Still, research shows that remote searches have declined by 84.6% since the hanging of the sign.  And that’s better than this mom had hoped for.


A Boy and His Rope

by Toni

For three days while the weather was nice Brother took himself outside and played with his imagination and a rope.  It was a snake.  It had been used by bad guys to tie him up.  It helped him rescue a friend who’d fallen over a cliff.  I’d tell you what else it was and did except that’s all I know.  Each time I ventured into hearing range, Brother would, in a most polite way, pause his game and say, “Mom, could you go away, please?”  And so I have no more information BUT I have pictures surreptitiously taken.

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I don’t know what was so fascinating about this method of gun retrieval but whatever it was it was worth repeating at least a dozen more times.  And oh what I would have given to hear the running commentary I could tell his lips were making.  To peak into the mind of a little boy would be a great adventure.


What Happens …

by Toni

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Every mom present pulls out her camera and starts snapping, that’s what.

 

*from August 23rd


Because Typos Happen

by Toni

I could spend hours combing through my posts finding errors of all sorts but I have better things to do.  If I see an error and it’s easy to fix, I do so; but if it’s not, I don’t.  I know you internets are smart enough to figure out what I mean and research seems to support that assumption.

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I pulled this little tidbit from Staska.net which has some great blogging tips among other things.


Questions Answered

by Toni

Do school buses every get stopped for speeding?

Speeding Bus

Apparently.

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If I perceived one of my children to be in danger would some Mommy reflex kick in prompting me to save them with no thought for my own safety?

Given that I recently killed a spider (I’m not saying it was a recluse but it was brown and scary looking) about to crawl from the wall to Sister’s shoulder with my. bare. hand. I’m going to say, “yes.”  (Either that or I was too lazy to jump up quickly and find a shoe.)

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Do pregnancy hormones really cause women to cry at the drop of a hat?

*sob” I can’t answer that one …. there must be a hat dropping somewhere. *sniff*


Must be of Legal Age

by Toni

While on my annual can’t-seem-to-find-it-anywhere-else trek to a local big box store, I happened across a curiosity that must be shared.  It’s late and because I’m in the 10 items or less category I imagemake a bee-line to the nicotine express lane.  You know the one I’m talking about don’t you? The fast lane that’s usually in the middle with the checker who’s in charge of doling out tobacco to anyone of legal age … the one that’s surrounded by a plexi-glass wall so customers can see the goods but can’t reach them?  Anyway, as I wait (the “express” in “express lane” is apparently a relative term) I see, sequestered next to the Marlboro’s and Copenhagen, the Gopher.  I am puzzled.  My grandmother had one these.  Actually both of my grandmothers did and an elderly neighbor.  In fact I’ve only ever seen this item in homes of AARP members or catalogs targeting the over 60 crowd.  So my question is: given that everything else behind those clear walls requires proof of age what must one produce to purchase a Gopher?  A social security check, maybe?


I Don’t Know What’s More Disturbing …

by Toni

That I made a hat for my thumb or

that I took a picture of it.

 

 

 

I made it a scarf too.


What Is Normal Anyway?

by Toni

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Is it normal to use a blow torch when lighting birthday candles?  No?  I was afraid of that.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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