Brother says - You know, Mom.  Pineapple is a kind of boy food.  It’s dusty and dirty on the outside but not on the inside.

Later talking about the cousin’s secret clubhouse~

Brother:  Where is it?

Sister: In the woods behind their house

Brother:  If I had a hideout I’d make it inside behind the couch.

Sister: Well, then it wouldn’t be a hide OUT.  It would be a hide IN.

*this post backdated for chronological reasons