1. Pool table base
2. Very thick bedspread to protect the pool table (Nobody can say we don’t have our priorities straight around here.)
3. Plywood previously used as a bed support for the recent time in our lives when we had no box spring. Take special note of the duct taped edges — to prevent splinters – because we care.
4. Vinyl tablecloth from two Easters gone.
5. Queen sized bed sheet – slightly wrinkled.
6. Eight classy blue folding chairs
I’m not certain what’s funnier: that we actually cobbled together a dining table from these materials or that no one in my family thought it at all strange.

That is awesome! Yeah, that would work in our house.
It’s very creative, but I think I would need a booster seat or I would be bumping my chin on your table! lol
This is the best post ever. I just peed my pants laughing.