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Photo Hunters – Theme: Gross

by Toni

 

From the American Heritage Dictionary:

A group of 144 items; 12 dozen.

I offer 144 diapers.  It’s a somewhat of a mixed bag (136 Seventh Generation #4′s and 8 Fuzzi Bunz).  I thought about making a design – You know, a happy face or something.  But c’mon – they’re diapers!  And I couldn’t imagine why they’d make me smile.

  • Dense; profuse.
  • Glaringly obvious: gross injustice.

Brother is 2 1/2  and still in diapers.  While the rate of diaper changes has slowed since his infancy on average I have changed about 8 diapers a day for just over 900 days.  That’s 7,300 diapers changes.  Certainly that is a ‘profuse’ amount.

Also, considering a diaper change takes on average 4 minutes (including fetching supplies and catching the child).  I calculate a whopping 29,200 minutes I’ve spent performing this staple of motherhood.  That’s 486.6 hours or 20 continuous days!  I have two children so 40 days of my lifetime has been set aside exclusively for wiping someone else’s fanny…. Not fanny funny.  It’s a gross injustice.

Offensive; disgusting.

Do I really need to expound on why diapers fit this part of the definition?

 

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9 Responses to “Photo Hunters – Theme: Gross”

  1. Great subject for the mother of little ones! I am confident that you have used far more than a gross of them! Thanks for your comment at Pollywog Creek. Tell your little ones that I took the photo several weeks ago and I have no idea where it is now, but I suspect it is no longer a “calipil”! Blessings!

  2. srp says:

    I had only one, and the diapers went bye-bye about 19 years ago, so I can barely remember… but that odor from the dirty diaper holder will be burned in my brain until I die. Good luck with the potty training there.

  3. pamela says:

    That is my kind of gross! Love it! It’s been kind of rough looking at all the photos people have been posting reflecting the theme. My hubby keeps telling me I am going to have nightmares and he’s probably right! lol

    My daughter was just having me look at how diapers have snaps now and are so much improved over what I used when they were babies! :)

  4. letha says:

    Glad they were unused lol

  5. Frances says:

    Four big golden SPH stars ****
    That’s a lot o’ diddies.
    And lots of cleaning up!
    Happy Saturday

  6. incog says:

    Good take on the theme. It would have been a gross, gross if they had been used. Happy weekend.

  7. Biker Betty says:

    Wow, that is a gross amount of diapers. I hate to think, or even figure out, how many diapers I have changed. Both my boys were 4 yr old before they were potty trained, sigh.

    Have a great weekend,
    Biker Betty :)

  8. Nice twist on today’s theme!

    Mine’s up too :)

  9. Leslie says:

    Great take on the theme! I loved this.

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